Anyone set any silly records?

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steveindenmark

Legendary Member
I think I must have the world record for scoring a hat-trick of goals in a football match. From kick off took ball from opposition inside left and went down pitch to score first goal. Second goal was repeat of first. Third goal, ball was passed to opposition centre half, took ball from him and scored. Next kick off, ball was kicked out to right wing away from me. Only four opposition players had touched the ball and no-one other than me on our team.

This cannot be correct. At least one person in your team has had to have touched the ball 3 times when you kicked off and after each goal. You cannot kick off and score yourself, unless you are scoring directly from the centre spot.
 

steveindenmark

Legendary Member
I am going to kick across Denmark in the next few weeks. I don't know if it is a record butbI doubt if many have done it.

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As for the silly bit. Just look at the bike.

Steve
 

classic33

Leg End Member
I am going to kick across Denmark in the next few weeks. I don't know if it is a record butbI doubt if many have done it.

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As for the silly bit. Just look at the bike.

Steve
Where's the pedals? That looks closer to a hobby horse in terms of providing momentum, than a bike.
 

TeeQue

Active Member
This cannot be correct. At least one person in your team has had to have touched the ball 3 times when you kicked off and after each goal. You cannot kick off and score yourself, unless you are scoring directly from the centre spot.

When you score a goal the opposition kick off, assuming they also kicked off to start the match it sounds viable to me.
 

TheDoctor

Noble and true, with a heart of steel
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The TerrorVortex
My partner has thrown up in three different countries in one morning!
Germany, Austria and Switzerland, to be precise. We were cycling round the right-hand end of the Bodensee and she wasn't feeling well.
And I once did a 12 mile bike ride that took in four cake stops. That was a bit greedy, I suppose...
 
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Donger

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Quedgeley, Glos.
My partner has thrown up in three different countries in one morning!
Germany, Austria and Switzerland, to be precise. We were cycling round the right-hand end of the Bodensee and she wasn't feeling well.
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If only you'd had the presence of mind to nip into Liechtenstein as well......Still quite an impressive international ralphothon though.
 

Gixxerman

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Market Rasen
The deputy headmaster who did all the caning at my Approved School claimed that I was the boy he caned the most throughout his teaching career..
I had a similar non-envious record. Dept head and Head both had goes a caning me, as well as threatening to get my dad done for my regular truancy and repeated lateness and unruly behaviour. I had the notable acheievment of having more days off in one term than I actually attended (if I recall correctly about 60-odd % truancy). Until then it had never been acheieved. So a first or sorts I suppose. I remember one particular morning where I turned up late (as usual) to my tutor base for the start of the day and I was sent to see the Head Master. I knew what was coming as I had been there so many times previous. I remember he said to me "Oh not you again Smith. What am I to do with you?". To which I answered "Well I suggest that you let me off and send me on my way" (well he did ask!). However, he didn't take my advice and I got 4 strokes (which was to have been 3, but got an extra one for my impertinent reply).
No cycle related records. But I did once break and clean up (8 ball) a game of match pool in about 35 seconds.
 

charlieivan

Active Member
This cannot be correct. At least one person in your team has had to have touched the ball 3 times when you kicked off and after each goal. You cannot kick off and score yourself, unless you are scoring directly from the centre spot.

It is correct !! Opposition kick off, I score first goal, opposition kick off again, I score second goal, opposition kick off again and I score third goal. No one other than me on our team have touched the ball.
 

young Ed

Veteran
i probably own the record for the youngest spoon carver in my school?! :biggrin:
Cheers Ed
P.S: photos to come shortly to explain! :tongue:
 

young Ed

Veteran
pics as promised! :biggrin:
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Cheers Ed
 
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