Anyone Think This A Teeny Bit Bizarre?

[twentysix by twentyfive]

So - what if the believer is down wind of the cemetery - is that "curtains"? Or as the air gets stirred around the planet routinely - the cemetery "contamination" will be everywhere.

So - yes - these twits are bonkers.

Oh - I know where I've gone wrong. I've used logic again

 

[classic33]

Oh go on, what was the story?

You're back I see.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You're back I see.

And how do you do too.

 

[pplpilot]

Religion is a mental illness, think about it, think about the actions, the beliefs, the ideology.... If there was no religion and you started acting like this you would be sectioned. People have been locked up for their own good and the good of others for a lot less than what a lot of religious spout on a daily basis.

 

[Doseone]

And how do you do too.

MDB where you been? Great to see you back.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've decided to come back for the moment. Actually, it wasn't really intentional, but I'm here now!

Its also good to see that everyone and everything is still the same, so hello everyone!!

 

[Shortmember]

But what if these religious extremists are right and that God really does insist that the only way into heaven is to do irrational things like wrap yourself in plastic near cemeteries, or wave a chicken over your head to cure your sins, and that He really does have 70+ virgins waiting to entertain 'martyrs' who've blown a building full of unbelievers into smithereens ? Worrying thought..

 

[steve52]

the depthe of human stupidity never cease to amaze me,

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

I am a bit concerned here I must admit.. IF they are right -not saying they are, but say 1 in a 1000000 they do- we all must be filthy by now!!

 

[ASC1951]

What extra protection does the plastic bag offer that the hull of the plane doesnt?

It's all one with:-
- having a requirement that you cannot bare your head out of doors, but instead of wearing a hat/turban/scarf (which is inconvenient) you are allowed a 4" diameter disk;
- being forbidden to operate even electrical equipment on the Sabbath, but instead of ordinary switches you are allowed 7 day programmable switches;
- being forbidden to do any number of things outside the home on the Sabbath, but instead of not doing them you are allowed to surround a whole neighbourhood with holy string - or nowadays holy marks on the pavement - so that it is still "at home".

Mind you, none of this footling nonsense is anywhere near as barkingly irrational as the core belief of a unique, creative, interventive God.

 

[Beebo]

- being forbidden to operate even electrical equipment on the Sabbath, but instead of ordinary switches you are allowed 7 day programmable switches;

I did a job at a jewish house where they had a Romanian nanny to look after the kids. If they wanted anything done on the Sabbath they used to get the nanny to do it. So it also appears to be OK to get someone else in your house to operate switches for you.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Well having a Mr T thing for flying, in plastic bags or not, I'm quite pure on the going over cemeteries score, just the not being Jewish thing to sort out now.