Anyone want a mahogany bike?

[MossCommuter]

Does it need much maintenance or just the occasional spruce up?

 

[Beebo]

I've been "pine"ing for one for ages.

 

[mickle]

Depends on how much Yew like them. Great for the Elder rider who would Pine for one.
Look Oak kay to me Ashually although I was Stumped for a while

Leaf it out!

 

[EltonFrog]

I wood knot want one I'd be worried I'd look a right plank on it, I might be barking up the wrong tree, one might be able to ride rings round other cylists, I wonder if Halords might branch out and sell them.

You can't get bags to fit, though you might be able to get a trunk on the back. I wonder if they could make a three way tandem for tree fellas.


I'll stop now.

 

[Rezillo]

This was in our hotel lobby at Sorrento a couple of years ago:

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I wood knot want one I'd be worried I'd look a right plank on it, I might be barking up the wrong tree, one might be able to ride rings round other cylists, I wonder if Halords might branch out and sell them.

You can't get bags to fit, though you might be able to get a trunk on the back. I wonder if they could make a three way tandem for tree fellas.


I'll stop now.

It took me a while to understand the ''tree fellas'' bit but I've twigged now.

 

[EltonFrog]

It took me a while to understand the ''tree fellas'' bit but I've twigged now.

Where there's a willow there's a way.

 

[tony111]

Wonder if I could borrow one for a spell.

 

[postman]

This was in our hotel lobby at Sorrento a couple of years ago:

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I actually like that.

 

[Rezillo]

I actually like that.

I would have liked it less on the Sorrento peninsula hills! I'm not sure if it had ever been intended to be more than a design statement - it had no signs of use.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I would have liked it less on the Sorrento peninsula hills! I'm not sure if it had ever been intended to be more than a design statement - it had no signs of use.

And riding it with that flat rear tyre wood sap your energy.

 

[Hitchington]

I can see no one is board of the wood puns, yet.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I can see no one is board of the wood puns, yet.

You wait until we get onto saddle saws!

 

[tyred]

I'm just wondering do you need to keep it in a clamp when you're not using it to prevent it from warping, like an old tennis racquet?

 

[Fnaar]

I'm just wondering do you need to keep it in a clamp when you're not using it to prevent it from warping, like an old tennis racquet?

Or to lock it, you just leave it somewhere and let ivy grow around it.