Apollo Corona

[Rooster1]

If you are going to have a crap bike, you might aswell have a crap bike with a crap name

Introducing the Apollo Corona.

It's got 18 gears, but we could pretend it is 19.

A colleague brought one into work.

Library pic below.

 

[Cycleops]

How unfortunate, a double dose of crap in the name. Whenever I’ve had an Apollo it’s always shown to have very poor components and has given problems. I can only hope yor work colleague has a better experience.

 

[MontyVeda]

I had an interview at Halfords once for a job as a bike mechanic and sales assistant. The interviewer said "What we're looking for is a cycling enthusiast who's really going to push our Apollo range."

I can't remember how I replied but it was something along the lines of ...but they're sh!t. I didn't get the job.

 

[rogerzilla]

There is a brand of kids' bikes called Virus.

(Models don't include the Herpes, with Simplex gears, but they should)

 

[Drago]

I would rather walk to work. It would probably be quicker.

 

[Fergs]

Be warned that this assessment of said “bike” contains potty mouth:

View: https://youtu.be/ACaSrUVR17E

 

[johnblack]

I can feel the weight of that from here.

 

[rogerzilla]

It's about time Campag dumped the Ergopower name and called it Nuovo Super Usabilità.

 

[Drago]

On an unrelated matter, the new Apollo Harold Shipman looks sure to be a big seller.

 

[C R]

On an unrelated matter, the new Apollo Harold Shipman loo,ensure to be a bug seller.

Which bugs will they be selling?