captain nemo1701
Space cadet. Deck 42 Main Engineering.
- Location
- Bristol
Dear Speedy,
I apologise for my audacity in overtaking a pedestrian this morning which caused you to slow down slightly. I did check your position about 50 yards behind me by looking over my shoulder as we approached the flashing ‘Slow Down’ sign in Easton. I thought I pulled out safely and tucked back in with plenty of time and room but it obviously caused you to slightly reduce speed and may have affected your strava time if you have one. My sincere apologies if you arrived at work about 5 seconds late.
I’m so, so sorry that you shouted something at me as you sped past through the ‘Slow down’ sign and weaved your way, at speed, through the pedestrians ahead. They must annoy you also, as you might have to slow down for them.
Actually, I don’t regret anything. Some road bikers on the path are utter nobbers due to the speed at which they cycle. You lot get everyone else a bad name and the police have been out on this section of the path with speed radar guns. You overtake at speed, won’t slow down and treat the path as if it’s a race track or velodrome circuit.
From now on in, I will do all in my power to deliberately annoy you. If I am in front of you, I will wobble slowly all over the place. If you tailgate me, I will lift my butt out of the saddle and drop a whopping fart in your direction.
Slow down you pillocks. It’s a bl**dy commute, not a race. And you are no Bradley Wiggins.
Rant over.
I apologise for my audacity in overtaking a pedestrian this morning which caused you to slow down slightly. I did check your position about 50 yards behind me by looking over my shoulder as we approached the flashing ‘Slow Down’ sign in Easton. I thought I pulled out safely and tucked back in with plenty of time and room but it obviously caused you to slightly reduce speed and may have affected your strava time if you have one. My sincere apologies if you arrived at work about 5 seconds late.
I’m so, so sorry that you shouted something at me as you sped past through the ‘Slow down’ sign and weaved your way, at speed, through the pedestrians ahead. They must annoy you also, as you might have to slow down for them.
Actually, I don’t regret anything. Some road bikers on the path are utter nobbers due to the speed at which they cycle. You lot get everyone else a bad name and the police have been out on this section of the path with speed radar guns. You overtake at speed, won’t slow down and treat the path as if it’s a race track or velodrome circuit.
From now on in, I will do all in my power to deliberately annoy you. If I am in front of you, I will wobble slowly all over the place. If you tailgate me, I will lift my butt out of the saddle and drop a whopping fart in your direction.
Slow down you pillocks. It’s a bl**dy commute, not a race. And you are no Bradley Wiggins.
Rant over.