Apparently It’s Christmas!

[Mad Doug Biker]

I love the Festive season.Bit of a softy really.Mince pies and Xmas cake are my downfall.I have a ritual i get a few cans of beer and a large bar of choc then i put on my black and white copy of Scrooge and sit and watch it by myself.

How sweet, I try and sleep though the ruddy thing!

Must go and change my underpants, the ones I'm wearing are slightly damp.

Hoverflies wear pants??..... anyway Twickers, it is an easy mistake to make - Glasgow were putting up theirs in George Square yesterday for example, so don't feel too silly!