Appropriate or inappropriate hold music

[jeltz]

OK, here's a game. You say

It would be appropriate (or inappropriate) for [whoever] to use [whatever] as hold music on the phone.

Eg

It would be inappropriate for the RSPCA to use The Prodigy's "Smack my bitch up" as hold music on the phone.

 

[Globalti]

Bad: Rolling Stones Rain Fall Down for the Met Office?

 

[ianrauk]

Labour Party - Things Can Only get Better.

Eh? Hold On!

 

[trustysteed]

It would be appropriate for the Swiss Euthanasia clinic to use Adele's 'Mercy'.

 

[jeltz]

It would be inappropriate for the The Samaritans to use Van Hallen's "Jump"

 

[MickL]

The Popes office, Slayer the Christ illusion

 

[threebikesmcginty]

When I phone my local council they always have Robbie Fulks 'F#ck this Town' as the hold music!

 

[trustysteed]

Scotland Yard should NOT have N.W.A.'s 'F**k The Police'!

 

[trustysteed]

It would be inappropriate for the The Samaritans to use Van Hallen's "Jump"

or Linkin Park's 'One Step Closer (To The Edge)'!

 

[jeltz]

Evans (The lady's clothes retailers not the bike shop) - Fat bottomed girls by Queen

 

[trustysteed]

The NSPCC should avoid Duran Duran's 'Girls on Film'

 

[scots_lass]

A relationship counsellor should not have 'D.I.V.O.R.C.E.'

 

[dtp]

We got a complaint from one of our customers when the MD developed a sudden love for the Beautiful South.

He'd forgotten the line in 'don't marry her' ends with 'fook me'

Not an invite she wanted to take us up on...

 

[dmoan]

It would be inappropriate for the Probation Service to use 'Jailbreak'

 

[accountantpete]

Any **** ******* song.