Arch's 2011/12 Hootenanny!

[byegad]

If we could hear potsy's body talk, what would it say?

Barffff!?

 

[Arch]

Would you like some cheese and pineapple onna stick?

Oh yes, there's plenty! Cheese and Pineapple, Cheese and Silverskin Onions, Cheese and Different coloured Cheese and the more experimental Pineapple and Silverskin onions, and Pineapple and Jelly Babies.

 

[coffeejo]

If we could hear potsy's body talk, what would it say?

Have mercy!

 

[Night Train]

 

[byegad]

We seem to be out of clean glasses. Will a bottle and straw do you instead?

For you darling, anything!

 

[TVC]

I trust you are referring to VC!

(If not, come and tell me all in the kitchen while we pretend to plate up nibbles... )

Mrs Vc: (Sigh) Dave has always set my pulse racing and left me warm in places... if you know what I mean

 

[Arch]

Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!What's all this then? I'm afraid I'll need to take down your particulars! If you're wearing any. Wink, wink!

I'm not wearing any particulars. I've got PJs on. Under my frock, of course.

 

[coffeejo]

For you darling, anything!

In that case, get in the kitchen and start washing up

 

[Baggy]

We seem to be out of clean glasses. Will a bottle and straw do you instead?

<tips out champagne bucket, shoves a straw in it>

 

[cookiemonster]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE&feature=related

 

[Night Train]

Oh yes, there's plenty! Jelly Babies.

 

[TVC]

VC: Hi Butterfly, samosa? Why are the girls giggling in the kitchen?

 

[Night Train]

I'm not wearing any particulars.

 

[Arch]

Mrs Vc: (Sigh) Dave has always set my pulse racing and left me warm in places... if you know what I mean

Ah, he made you run all the way to the sauna?

 

[byegad]

I'm not wearing any particulars. I've got PJs on. Under my frock, of course.

Fairy Nuff. Prepare for a legal examination in detail.