Arch's 2012 Hootenanny Thread

[Arch]

Right I've made it and I've brought six bottles of Magners with me (It would have been eight but my nephew had two of them before I set out). Sorry about the lack of food but there is only so much that I can carry on the bike. Now which way is the kitchen so that I can get a bottle opener and a glass and my breath back.

Just through there...

Can you just have a quick look in the oven while you're there? Two reasons - the next batch of sausage rolls might be ready, and I think I might have left a bottle of champagne in there by mis...


<bang!>

Oh right, I did. Might be a bit of a wait for the sausage rolls folks, sorry....

 

[ComedyPilot]

[CRASH...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

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[CP kicks Arch's door in, swaggers in with a crate of Theakstons - and an iPod crammed with Green Day]

Just learnt this on bass - KICK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[coffeejo]

Where shall I put the pig in a blanket?

 

[Headgardener]

Starts picking broken glass out of the saussies. I'll pop them back for a minute when the're clean OK.

 

[Lullabelle]

Hi everyone * air kiss- mwah mwah' * where shall we put the samosas?

 

[ComedyPilot]

And another I can play on the bass - if it's too loud, you're too old..................etc.......

 

[TVC]

Hello! We've brought some home made pea pod wine too, careful with it, it's a bit lively.

 

[Lullabelle]

My aunty Marge has been ill for so long we have changed her name to: I can't believe she's not better

 

[ComedyPilot]

"Taxi for CP?....................taxi for CP....................?"

Is it a White Limo?

 

[Lullabelle]

And another I can play on the bass - if it's too loud, you're too old..................etc.......

good choice

 

[Lullabelle]

"Taxi for CP?....................taxi for CP....................?"

Is it a White Limo?

Lemmy

 

[TVC]

good choice

Don't encourage him, he'll be on the decks all night... and it always ends with Celine Dion.

 

[Lullabelle]

Where shall I put the pig in a blanket?

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Ahhhh.....................

 

[ComedyPilot]

Red Stripe beer on the table, and White Stripes on the iPod

 

[ComedyPilot]

For anyone escorting a young lady home tonight:

Steady As She Goes: