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Are you metrosexual

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Mister Paul, 21 May 2008.

  1. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Legendary Member

    A friend who is Skyping with me at the moment has just accused me of being metrosexual because I said I was about to put the boys to bed.

    What I didn't tell him is that I have a ham boiling on the stove, some dough rising in the kitchen ready to be made into rolls, and when I bake the bread I'm going to pop some apple slices in the oven to make crisps. All in my attempt to save money on sarnies.

    Are you a metrosexual? Should I be worried?
  2. stephec

    stephec Legendary Member

    Start worrying when you get a manbag, you big poofter. :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
  3. gavintc

    gavintc Guru


    It all depends on what you mean by 'the boys'. Euphemism or simply a modern dad doing what most Dads do.
  4. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    have you had your teeth whitened?
  5. OP
    Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Legendary Member

    Who do you think I am, Richard Hammond???
  6. Fab Foodie

    Fab Foodie hanging-on in quiet desperation ...

    Naaah, the hair was a give-away...
  7. OP
    Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Legendary Member

    I wear a wig while on TV.
  8. Fab Foodie

    Fab Foodie hanging-on in quiet desperation ...

    The fringe needs cutting... ;)
  9. Mort

    Mort Interstellar Overalls

    No you are not metrosexual. Neither my wife nor I fancy you. And you are from Birmingham.
  10. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    you BOIL ham?! :smile: ;) :biggrin: you're supposed to roast it you know...;)
  11. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    yet another thing you don't know, Bonj. What number are we up to now?
  12. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    potatoes, eggs, pasta, and vegetables are the only things you should boil.
  13. snorri

    snorri Legendary Member

    Awa' an' bile yer heid .;)
  14. I have not had boiled ham and mash for 20 years! I have not even thought about it for 20 years. suddenly I really want some.

    "Skyping"? I'll be Britishtelecoming my mum for a boiled ham red cross parcel.
  15. Boiled ham is delicious. And the stock makes great soup.