A friend who is Skyping with me at the moment has just accused me of being metrosexual because I said I was about to put the boys to bed. What I didn't tell him is that I have a ham boiling on the stove, some dough rising in the kitchen ready to be made into rolls, and when I bake the bread I'm going to pop some apple slices in the oven to make crisps. All in my attempt to save money on sarnies. Are you a metrosexual? Should I be worried?