Are you metrosexual

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[stephec]

Start worrying when you get a manbag, you big poofter.

 

[gavintc]

A friend who is Skyping with me at the moment has just accused me of being metrosexual because I said I was about to put the boys to bed.

What I didn't tell him is that I have a ham boiling on the stove, some dough rising in the kitchen ready to be made into rolls, and when I bake the bread I'm going to pop some apple slices in the oven to make crisps. All in my attempt to save money on sarnies.

Are you a metrosexual? Should I be worried?

It all depends on what you mean by 'the boys'. Euphemism or simply a modern dad doing what most Dads do.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

have you had your teeth whitened?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Who do you think I am, Richard Hammond???

Naaah, the hair was a give-away...

 

[Fab Foodie]

I wear a wig while on TV.

The fringe needs cutting...

 

[bonj2]

you BOIL ham?! you're supposed to roast it you know...

 

[rich p]

you BOIL ham?! you're supposed to roast it you know...

yet another thing you don't know, Bonj. What number are we up to now?

 

[bonj2]

potatoes, eggs, pasta, and vegetables are the only things you should boil.

 

[snorri]

potatoes, eggs, pasta, and vegetables are the only things you should boil.

Awa' an' bile yer heid .

 

[Over The Hill]

I have not had boiled ham and mash for 20 years! I have not even thought about it for 20 years. suddenly I really want some.

"Skyping"? I'll be Britishtelecoming my mum for a boiled ham red cross parcel.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Boiled ham is delicious. And the stock makes great soup.

 

[Dave5N]

And rice.
Or do you do roast rice, Bonj?

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Does rice count as a vegetable, I wonder?

 

[Noodley]

Does rice count as a vegetable, I wonder?

Er, no.