Are you Posh?

[beanzontoast]

10 PRINT "I am not posh."
20 PRINT "I am beanzontoast."
30 GOTO 10

 

[longers]

As a grammar school lad and the vets son I was considered posh.
Got a few slaps for it as well.

It was very nice in the village once they'd reached the age to get sent down.

 

[cisamcgu]

I don't watch Coronation Street & hate bad grammar on TV, also hate it when people say 'less' rather than 'fewer' - does that make me posh?

well, it makes me fewer posh than you

 

[Gerry Attrick]

We have a loo in our house. Commoners have bogs, thunder boxes or s**t houses. I know I am posh.

 

[Archie_tect]

We have a loo in our house.

You have a what... [a water closet].

 

[Gerry Attrick]

You have a what... [a water closet].

Yeah well....its better than a long drop!

 

[Archie_tect]

Yeah well....its better than a long drop!

... depends where you're standing.

 

[gaz]

i live in croydon does that mean i'm a drug dealer and stab/shoot people?

 

[swee'pea99]

I'm Victoria Beckham, does that count?

Who was it who described her as 'the woman who proves that 'posh' is a relative term'?

Re the original question, I used to be, but now I'm dog-rough.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

i live in croydon does that mean i'm a drug dealer and stab/shoot people?

Indubitably dear boy, indubitably.

 

[Jane Smart]

I can't drink wine out of cheap glasses except when I am out in the hot tub, then the plastic ones come out.. .. ..

Does that make me posh

 

[ChrisKH]

Does that mean that Snapper's dog is common?

No that's called a dirty protest. Quite the thing in certain parts of the Empire.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

I can't drink wine out of cheap glasses except when I am out in the hot tub, then the plastic ones come out.. .. ..

Does that make me posh

No....the fact you have a hot tub does

 

[Dayvo]

No....the fact you have a hot tub does

She may have a hot tub, but she can´t afford to fill it with hot water!

 

[Jane Smart]

She may have a hot tub, but she can´t afford to fill it with hot water!

My hot tub is constantly hot

I have a steam room too, does that make me even posher??