Are you related to royalty?

[gavintc]

And so begins the feverish, vicarious, @rse licking and sucking up that produced the tabloid frenzy which hounded one woman to her death.

They haven't learned, have they?

Sadly, I think they have learnt and do not really care about the consequences - as long as they increase market share.

 

[Headgardener]

With the surname Edinborough it's possible .

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Of course I am!

I am the King of a small, little known European Repub ....I mean Kingdom! hahahahahha KINGDOM!!


Actually, if you knew what my second name is, then you would KNOW I am Royalty!! (and no, it isn't Saxe Coburg before you ask).

 

[asterix]

H.M. Doug the Bruce

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

H.M. Doug the Bruce

What does the H.M. stand for, 'His Measlyness?'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If I tell you my second name, do you promise not to laugh?

 

[asterix]

Of course.

 

[Speicher]

If I tell you my second name, do you promise not to laugh?

Is it MacDougall?

MacDonald?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Lets just say it is a number

 

[seadragonpisces]

I am related to the Theakstons (The Brewery family), much better I think :-)

 

[asterix]

Especially if you are the Black Sheep of the family.

 

[byegad]

The Press are wetting themselves over the prospect of a 'New Diana'. She sold millions of papers and magazines.

If Kate has any sense she'll make sure her appearances are limited and she doesn't talk to any journalist.

However the Murdoch press is likely to print any old shite in order to sell their rags. So she's onto a loser by marrying into the monarchy.

As to aristocratic links, My Uncle would have been the Earl of St Germans except for a number of incidents during the Crimean War. I have a Great-Great-Aunt who was an Eliot, the family name of the Earl.

As a Republican this is a burden!

Vive La Révolution!

 

[Dayvo]

Lets just say it is a number

Not a no. TWO, surely!

 

[Speicher]

Fife?

 

[asterix]

Forfar five, fife four?