Arrivals at the Ball...

[Lardyboy]

Welcome Mr. and Mrs. O'Tay
and their fragrant son Tim.

 

[Fab Foodie]

That pompous drumbeat announces the arrival of Mr and Mrs Leveebreak and their Led-Zep mad daughter Wendy...

 

[yello]

The newly arrived Belgian couple Mr & Mrs Winbloes have flown in specially with their daughter Wendy.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Mrs Mywords has arrived with her soothsayer son Mark.

 

[Fnaar]

And now, a few minutes early, a bit of a nob, really, Mr P. Nis (on his own, as V.A. Gina was unable to come at the same time)

 

[Mr Pig]

Café owners Mr and Mrs Butler and their son Roland.

 

[betty swollocks]

Mr and Mrs Tually and son Evan might turn up. Probably be late though.

 

[goo_mason]

And here comes Mr and Mrs Kerr and their BMW-driving son, Juan.

 

[beanzontoast]

... quick, run for cover, because here comes that tedious family of pranksters who never seem to get the message about how fed up we all are with them...

Mr and Mrs Kover
and their son
Joe

 

[beanzontoast]

... and the family of Trading Standards Inspectors are here to inspect everyone's clothing labels...

Mr and Mrs Uinearticle
and their daughter
Jen

 

[beanzontoast]

...with the family of police officers to support them...

Mr and Mrs Theland
and their daughter
Laura

 

[beanzontoast]

...and the family of Rolf Harris impressionists...

Mr and Mrs Y'tellwhatitisyet
and their son
Ken

 

[beanzontoast]

... and here's some relatives of those tv engineers who arrived a while back...

The O'de Rayguns
and their glowing daughter
Cath

 

[Maz]

On his own, foul-mouthed TV presenter, Bill Oddie.

 

[betty swollocks]

Mr and Mrs Addicts and son Telly were invited, but found themselves otherwise engaged.