As I sat in the living room my 5 year old shouted at me from the back door.

[montage]

' I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside,' I said.

Again, he shouted back.

'I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room' I replied.

A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.

'Dad, I've got dog shoot all over my shoes.'

 

[WindyRob]

well that'll learn you not to shout at your kids 'I can't hear you!'

 

[gbb]

Good one Montage...

We were at my 4 year old grandaughters, mum said 'it's time for bed'..
Without looking up from what she was doing...she replied ' i know...i'm knackered'

 

[redjedi]

But your only 18 yrs old. That means you were a father at 13 and possibly conceived your child at 12.

 

[Halfmanhalfbike]