Assos shorts

[Nicensleazy]

Just bought a pair of Assos bib cycle shorts. They are called the S5 Millie. Well, after Assos there is no going back. What a great pair of shorts with an extremely comfortable pad. The quality is second to non. OK, they are expensive, but like must things in life, you get what you pay for!

 

[Aperitif]

Post this in Accessories and Clothing Nicensleazy and people will be falling over themselves to argue with you!

Lidlites!

 

[Kirstie]

Anything less than assos is rubbish.
Unfortunately lots of assos means living on value label beans and fresh air...

 

[Chuffy]

Anything less than assos is rubbish.
Unfortunately lots of assos means living on value label beans and fresh air...

Anything more expensive than Endura is snobbery, anything cheaper is rubbish.

Set your standards where you feel comfortable I say.

 

[Hugo15]

My mate couldn't believe I spent £100 on Assos shorts. He spent 2 years telling me how good his cheapo ones were. Then for some reason he bought some Assos ones. Now he spends all his time telling me how good his Assos ones are!

They are the best shorts by far.

 

[Kirstie]

Anything more expensive than Endura is snobbery, anything cheaper is rubbish.

Set your standards where you feel comfortable I say.

Yes. They're lovely but very expensive!

 

[Danny]

Unfortunately lots of assos means living on value label beans and fresh air...

And giving up drinking pints

 

[Kirstie]

And giving up drinking pints

As I said recently in T&E I'm trying to put this pint down but it won't budge...

[straining noise]
Gnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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Nope. It's stuck.

 

[papercorn2000]

That reminds me...

Two women are out shopping in a big department store. They nip to the loos and are in the next door cubicle. They continue a conversation they were having...

"So, what colour was that dress you tried on?"

"Nnnnavy blue"

(Try saying it out loud)

 

[Mr Phoebus]

As I said recently in T&E I'm trying to put this pint down but it won't budge...

[straining noise]
Gnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
[/straining noise]

Nope. It's stuck.

Definitely the most commented on avatar.

Only a matter of time before it's brought up in the House of Commons.

 

[Kirstie]

Definitely the most commented on avatar.

Only a matter of time before it's brought up in the House of Commons.

[sigh]
well i don't see what the fuss is about
but then I'm not a miserable old git, unlike some people.

 

[papercorn2000]

Quite. You aren't that old!

 

[Kirstie]

Quite. You aren't that old!

Getting there though

 

[Nicensleazy]

Once you own a pair of Assos, you won't want anything else!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Once you own a pair of Assos, you won't want anything else!

I don't need Assos shorts.
I can take the pain.




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