At what age does a....

[PeteXXX]

At what age does a MAMIL turn into a OFIL?

Just wondering as I'm 61.

 

[welsh dragon]

 

[Markymark]

x+1

Where x is your current age

 

[Beebo]

I'm surprised you think you've reached MAMIL status.
I plan on never being middle aged. let alone old.

 

[Kestevan]

60

 

[asterix]

Next year. It's always next year.

 

[spen666]

I'm surprised you think you've reached MAMIL status.
I plan on never being middle aged. let alone old.

I planned the same but sadly, the middle age spread ignored my plans

 

[jefmcg]

Is this a transgender thing???

When does a middle aged male become an old female?

(yup, I get what you're saying, but when you replace "M" for male with "F", surely the assumption is female?)

 

[TheDoctor]

I read it as Old Fart in Lycra immediately.
But...middle aged? I haven't worked out what I want to do when I grow up yet!
In fact, I don't want to grow up. Nor does my dad

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Is this a transgender thing???

When does a middle aged male become an old female?

(yup, I get what you're saying, but when you replace "M" for male with "F", surely the assumption is female?)

Ageless
Woman
In
Lycra

 

[biggs682]

you are only as old as the person you feel

 

[vernon]

I planned the same but sadly, the middle age spread ignored my plans

See it as a mono pack instead of a six pack.

 

[Firestorm]

See it as a mono pack instead of a six pack.

Less of a six pack
More like a party 7

 

[vernon]

Less of a six pack
More like a party 7

You're firkin joking.

 

[Moon bunny]

A MAMIL should never turn into an OFIL if he has any sense and stops wearing lycra at 32.