Attacked with a lump of Wood. Commute home ruined!

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Fab Foodie

hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
Location
Kirton, Devon.
Ok so I wasn't on my bike at the time... I was working, but ended up with bloody sore back and couldn't ride home... Luckily he got charged with assualt police x4 and remanded in custody. Was really looking forward to my ride home too. Should be able to ride today, would have been really p'eed off if I was still unable to ride.^_^
Only one assailant? threebikesmcginty told me it was tree fellers ....
 
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Vikeonabike

Vikeonabike

CC Neighbourhood Police Constable
Only one assailant? threebikesmcginty told me it was tree fellers ....
:laugh:
 
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Vikeonabike

Vikeonabike

CC Neighbourhood Police Constable
Been out on the bike today. 27 Miles of Smiles. Back has loosened up nicely... Probably will be fighting the same bloke over the weekend as he was in court today. You just know the judge will take pity on him and let him off with a slapped wrist despite his previous!
 

downfader

extimus uero philosophus
Location
'ampsheeeer
Been out on the bike today. 27 Miles of Smiles. Back has loosened up nicely... Probably will be fighting the same bloke over the weekend as he was in court today. You just know the judge will take pity on him and let him off with a slapped wrist despite his previous!

I would love to be a Judge. I'd bring back hanging.

Whistling on a tuesday. Hanging.
Getting drunk in public. Hanging.
Wearing funny shoes. Hanging.
Dressing like a Clown. Hanging.
Lighting BBQs before designated summer. Hanging.
Wearing sandles... you guessed it. ^_^

GWS Vike!
 

downfader

extimus uero philosophus
Location
'ampsheeeer
Bit lenient on the sandle-wearing - are you one of those wishy-washy liberal judges?

Yes, yes I am.
 

CopperBrompton

Bicycle: a means of transport between cake-stops
Location
London
Hung, drawn and quartered after being forced to listen to 100 back-to-back editions of The Archers would seem to me a reasonable minimum tariff for sandle-wearing.
 
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Vikeonabike

Vikeonabike

CC Neighbourhood Police Constable
DF don't fancy being a magistrate in Peterborough do you?

Thanks for all the get well wishes.. but I'm ok, takes more than a rumble with a druggy to take me down. Fully recovered now for a weekend of nights
 

Jezston

Über Member
Location
London
I would love to be a Judge. I'd bring back hanging.

Whistling on a tuesday. Hanging.
Getting drunk in public. Hanging.
Wearing funny shoes. Hanging.
Dressing like a Clown. Hanging.
Lighting BBQs before designated summer. Hanging.
Wearing sandles... you guessed it. ^_^

GWS Vike!

Linking to Nickleback videos. We need to find a more severe punishment than hanging!

Get well soon ;)
 
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