Attempted egging.

[Typo]

... find out where it lives then some months later pour rancid milk/cream into the air intakes in the bonnet below the windscreen which feed the heater

That might make you feel better, but it would only prevent the offender doing the same thing again if (s)he had the intelligence to connect the two events. Somehow I doubt that.

 

[Joe24]

I had an orange thrown at me as i was walking home from 6th form last year, missed me.
I recognised the chav car, seen it before.
Went on paper round, was walking home and at kicking out time at the school, there was the chav car.
Wooops, accidently caught it with my side, and my keys were hanging out of my pocket and scratched the car.

 

[Crankarm]

That might make you feel better, but it would only prevent the offender doing the same thing again if (s)he had the intelligence to connect the two events. Somehow I doubt that.

Break an egg on the roof/bonnet then....... or you could leave a note leaving a full explanation referring to the occasion when said chav threw the egg/object at you and your full contact details should he/she wish to discuss it further .

 

[XmisterIS]

Ah well,

Here's something to make you laugh, there is justice in the world when it comes to chavs!


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ScmLo9bPqk&feature=related

 

[Chris Sirrus]

I'm having it for breakfast tomorrow. No sense wasting a good egg.

 

[fossyant]

I'm having it for breakfast tomorrow. No sense wasting a good egg.

Excellent - check the sell by date and fry it - I don't know why, but over the last month or so I've really enjoyed a couple of fried egg's on toast....... anyone want to 'pass' a couple................

 

[mr_cellophane]

Ah well,

Here's something to make you laugh, there is justice in the world when it comes to chavs!


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ScmLo9bPqk&feature=related

Neil showed some sense.

 

[jonny jeez]

I was coming home from a ride this morning, and I was on the carriageway outside town.

I felt a thud on my back, something the lads in the car passing me had thrown whilst shouting something. Their words I'm afraid were garbled into gibberish by laughter and the Doppler effect.

In my jersey pocket, had landed a perfectly unbroken egg.

I'd love to have caught up with them and smashed it on their windscreen returned it.

It's always possible that the said Doppler effect muted out a shout of.....

"hey, mate, youre looking good...here have a free breaksfast on us, you'll need the protein"

and then they placed said egg in your pocket for future use.

Robin Hood lives!!!

were they all dressed in green tights?

 

[Crankarm]

Ah well,

Here's something to make you laugh, there is justice in the world when it comes to chavs!


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ScmLo9bPqk&feature=related

I liked it when the chav got sprayed with what ever it was. What was it and where can you get it? A pity the filming stopped. I was waiting to see what the chav had in his pockets that he shouldn't and for the dogs to arrive .

 

[gaz]

I liked it when the chav got sprayed with what ever it was. What was it and where can you get it? A pity the filming stopped. I was waiting to see what the chav had in his pockets that he shouldn't and for the dogs to arrive .

Mace which is a type of tear gas.

 

[Matty]

Excellent - check the sell by date and fry it - I don't know why, but over the last month or so I've really enjoyed a couple of fried egg's on toast....... anyone want to 'pass' a couple................

Fried egg sandwich/roll. Classic student food. Yum.

 

[paddy01]

I liked it when the chav got sprayed with what ever it was. What was it and where can you get it? A pity the filming stopped. I was waiting to see what the chav had in his pockets that he shouldn't and for the dogs to arrive .

It's Mace. Unfortunately it's a category 5 firearm I believe so not available to the general populace.

I saw that clip on Roadwars or some such... "Help me Neil!"... hahahaha.. no honour amongst chavs.

 

[Cubist]

I liked it when the chav got sprayed with what ever it was. What was it and where can you get it? A pity the filming stopped. I was waiting to see what the chav had in his pockets that he shouldn't and for the dogs to arrive .

CS spray. White crystalline powder in an solvent propellant. About twice as concentrated as military tear gas, designed to to cause immediate and extremely painful incapacitation through irritation of the mucosa, trained to deliver in a short burst direct to the eyes nose and mouth. Effects last up to 20 minutes, most symptoms gone in about 40 minutes. The cop using it on this clip failed to shout "spray" before he used it, which is why his mate didn't know it was coming and got a faceful as well. He does shout "gas, get back" after he used it, but that's not much good either for his mate or his own credibility. The gasped "Nice one Jason" from his colleague was, I feel, dripping with theatrical irony.

It is indeed a section 5 prohibited firearm, needing authority from the secretary of state to own it. You are as likely to be granted that authority as you are to get a rocket launcher, covered by the same legislation.

Trivia fact: CS Doesn't work on fish.

 

[silverbow]

When I was 13/14 both my cousin and I where hit my bungees from a passing car. Not nice, we both had huge bruises right across our backs.

Only in later years did it dawn on me how dangerous and how easily we could have been dragged along.

 

[downfader]

CS spray. White crystalline powder in an solvent propellant. About twice as concentrated as military tear gas, designed to to cause immediate and extremely painful incapacitation through irritation of the mucosa, trained to deliver in a short burst direct to the eyes nose and mouth. Effects last up to 20 minutes, most symptoms gone in about 40 minutes. The cop using it on this clip failed to shout "spray" before he used it, which is why his mate didn't know it was coming and got a faceful as well. He does shout "gas, get back" after he used it, but that's not much good either for his mate or his own credibility. The gasped "Nice one Jason" from his colleague was, I feel, dripping with theatrical irony.

It is indeed a section 5 prohibited firearm, needing authority from the secretary of state to own it. You are as likely to be granted that authority as you are to get a rocket launcher, covered by the same legislation.

Trivia fact: CS Doesn't work on fish.

I thought most forces favoured the old pepper spray? I didnt think we used CS as it was a pain in the neck to get authority..?