Austerity Britain - Cheers!

[SteCenturion]

when I am out with my mates we play a game, called the half pint mini cheddar challenge.
You get an empty half pint glass, fill it with mini cheddars (maybe about 3 packets)
Then the victim has to down the contents in 3 minutes, with no liquid. No one has yet suceeded.
Maybe that is what the MP's are doing.

Ah - drinking games. Or in your case eating.
Used to carry a golf ball to every rugby match without fail because of them.

Reminds me.

When I played for Corby Town & also R.A.F Wittering - if you scored 3 tries you had to do a yard of ale.

One game against a weak team I had scored 5 & was on my way to the line for my double hat trick with no-one inside 15 yards.

Suddenly I had a 'light bulb' moment so as I crossed the try line, I stopped looked back & threw the ball into touch.

Double Yard of ale averted.

Those were the days.

No Champers allowed.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Working in the industrial wasteland that is Planet Ilkeston today, nice vending machine stock though...

 

[brucers]

All that alcohol helps to explain the garbage they think, do and say!

No it doesn't, they do that with or without drinks! May explain why they fall asleep in the House though!!

 

[Blue]

No it doesn't, they do that with or without drinks! May explain why they fall asleep in the House though!!

I said it helps to explain, not that it explains. Explain your disagreement with the statement!!

 

[brucers]

I said it helps to explain, not that it explains. Explain your disagreement with the statement!!

I could mistake you for an MP with that sort of rhetoric!!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 2897088, member: 259"]Wow - Branston flavoured mini-cheddars. They would have been like gold dust during the pickle crisis.[/quote]

Yup, Branston chedders, and they say there's nothing sophisticated in Ilk.

 

[SteCenturion]

I could mistake you for an MP with that sort of rhetoric!!

Order ! Order !

 

[brucers]

Order ! Order !

Bottle of champagne, of course!! (old one I know)

 

[Blue]

I could mistake you for an MP with that sort of rhetoric!!

Won't say what I could mistake you for!

 

[brucers]

Won't say what I could mistake you for!

Doubt it could be much worse than an MP....tax inspector maybe, traffic warden?!!

 

[Blue]

Doubt it could be much worse than an MP....tax inspector maybe, traffic warden?!!

Ah, a person who has few doubts about themselves.
Deffo Traffic Warden - but one who is married to a Tax inspector

 

[brucers]

Ah, a person who has few doubts about themselves.
Deffo Traffic Warden - but one who is married to a Tax inspector

Haha (that made me laugh proper)....and their offspring become MP's