what's this tosh about Christmas?
That irritating music that plays constantly from now onwards, various Z list celebs turning on street christmas lights, shop managers rubbing their hands with glee at all the desperate people trying to get presents "please sir, do you have a non battery operated zapp toy for Billy Jnr", those pathetic cola ads that make me want to hurl, people telling me "smile, it's Christmas" or the overuse of the words 'jolly', 'with bells on' and 'merriment'. Everything smelling like cinnamon and mulled wine, out of tune carol singers knocking on the door, tinsel deely-bopper things complete with inane grins yelling 'I'm MMMMAAADDD ME', marketing companies telling families we must all get along, awful tv and a general sense of BAAAAAAAAAHH HUMBUG!
Me grumpy...only at this time of year! The only part I like is the eating...!LOL