You know how it goes, warm night, long queue, chap at the pump seems to be taking forever, one thing leads to another...
Totally OT
Friend of ours ran a couple of garages
Had a phone call in the early hours t say that one had been robbed
When he reviewed the video with a police officer it showed the attendant's girlfirend coming in, a quickie, followed by loading all the fags, booze and till into her car.
Arrest was made and charges brought.
Then he was sent a bill for the guy's wages
Apparently he had to pay for the shift up until they started loading the goods into the car