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Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
If you are self respecting Yorkshireman, then you won't be able to say the word French without Bloody at t'front.
 

biggs682

Itching to get back on my bike's
Location
Northamptonshire
they could all go and play with snookey on the sands |

sorry could not resist , but yes it would be a great thing for uk cycling
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
Yorkshire! Why go to an inferior county when it could come to God's own Lancashire? We are superior in EVERY conceivable way to Yorkshire (beer excepted) so let's see it start in Lancaster and go up to 'Lakes (Furness historically North Lancs), down over the Trough of Bowland (where many tours of Britain have enjoyed) and finishing in Colne.
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
Yorkshire! Why go to an inferior county when it could come to God's own Lancashire? We are superior in EVERY conceivable way to Yorkshire (beer excepted) so let's see it start in Lancaster and go up to 'Lakes (Furness historically North Lancs), down over the Trough of Bowland (where many tours of Britain have enjoyed) and finishing in Colne.
You could have a special stage weaving through the stationary traffic on the M6.
 

perplexed

Guru
Location
Sheffield
Ah'll tell thi wat, them lycra wearin' poofs ull neva mek it up some on our 'ills in Sheffield on them poncy racin' bikes... Wen Ah were a lad, we dint 'av all them gears, we 'ad no brakes and no air in us tyres. And we 'ad to ride in 'ob nail boyits...Chuffin' light weights...


I hope the bid is successful, it would be great to see a stage come through Sheffield! The old Milk Race, back in Malcolm Elliotts heyday put in an appearance or two. :thumbsup:
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
Finishing in COLNE, PaulB? Jesus, I can see the helicopter footage now.... lingering shots of council estates, the foam-flecked river, the traffic on the bypass, Boundary Mill Stores, oh yes, that would bring in the tourists all right!
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
Good pitch, but I think it would probably have to finish in France. :whistle:

That would be a long stage then, wouldn't it? Would they have to pedal-o across the channel?

And of course I maintain that Lancashire is incomparably superior in nearly every way to that sink of evil, Yorkshire.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
I agree, last summer I was nearly run down twice by the same thirty stone woman on a mobility scooter in Blackburn........now if that happened to the Schleck brothers lichtenstein would declare war on us :-)

I thought it was Luxembourg??

Anyway, we can all claim no responsibility and just leave Lancashire to fight them themselves.

Should take about 20 mins...
 
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