Backgroun noise

[colly]

I have two flies buzzing about my lounge just now. BIG flies, veritable Wellington bomber type flies. There is a constant background hum like a bunch of vuvuzalas.
It's like being at a world cup match.

edit: AND it seems I have a dodgy letter 'd' as well.

 

[biggs682]

colly why you watching footie !

i have a garage full of bikes that you can come and help me on

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Best way to get rid of them is to get an aerosol can and set fire to the spray, when your home-made flame-thrower is at full blast chase around the house after them.

 

[TVC]

Typical, Colly's playing with his flies again

 

[Arch]

My current background noise sounds like something out of Apocalypse Now. The Torch is up at the racecourse, but for some reason the police have two choppers circling the city centre. They just spent 5 mins directly over my house!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

...but for some reason the police have two choppers circling the city centre. They just spent 5 mins directly over my house!

Probably got the heat detectors on your skunk factory.

 

[Arch]

Probably got the heat detectors on your skunk factory.

Well, the policeman I spoke to yesterday after they arrested my neighbour for drug dealing did say they'd be keeping a high profile in the area. I'm not sure this is what he meant!

 

[Dayvo]

This'll bring 'em to a sudden halt!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Best way to get rid of them is to get an aerosol can and set fire to the spray, when your home-made flame-thrower is at full blast chase around the house after them.

Or, you could just open the window and shoo them out, making sure more don't take their place of course.