Bad things come in threes

[laertes]

Was late leaving the house this morning, and hence a bit rushed. About 100 yards from home I realised I had forgotten to put my helmet on (yes, really, I am that stupid). Decided to carry on anyway. 1 mile from the office, tootling along the Albert Embankment in central London, a bird craps on me! Miraculously avoided hair / face and jacket but a big splodge of green poo on my shorts. Finally arrived at the office, to realise that I had left my glasses at home - I normally wear them riding, but because I was late and the weather was fine, I wore my prescription sunglasses instead. So I spent the day either squinting at the screen or sitting there like a pretentious moron in an office with shades on.

And on the way home, the wind was against

 

[downfader]

Was late leaving the house this morning, and hence a bit rushed. About 100 yards from home I realised I had forgotten to put my helmet on (yes, really, I am that stupid). Decided to carry on anyway. 1 mile from the office, tootling along the Albert Embankment in central London, a bird craps on me! Miraculously avoided hair / face and jacket but a big splodge of green poo on my shorts. Finally arrived at the office, to realise that I had left my glasses at home - I normally wear them riding, but because I was late and the weather was fine, I wore my prescription sunglasses instead. So I spent the day either squinting at the screen or sitting there like a pretentious moron in an office with shades on.

And on the way home, the wind was against

I had a bird s*** on my hand once. But enough of my private life..

Yeah we all have those days. I ended up doing 18 milers twice last year because I'd forgotten locks or wallet, it happens to the best of us.