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Just read a couple of pages of the swiss army knife thread and clicked on the link to the pocketmonkey thing.
It's got a banana nicker
A tool that has no use, because if you find yourself thinking 'I could really use a banana nicker now' your're eating your banana the wrong way!
Hold your banana by the stalk. Pinch together the pointy end and the banana will split, enabling peeling and enjoyment of bananery goodness 
. And bonus! It also gives you a handle to hold your banana with, enabling you to dip your banana in chocolate fountains without getting chocolately fingers (unless you like that - in which case just carry on eating your banana the wrong way as before).
It's the monkey way to eat a banana.
This was a public service announcement and an attempt to use the word 'banana' as many times as possible
It's got a banana nicker
A tool that has no use, because if you find yourself thinking 'I could really use a banana nicker now' your're eating your banana the wrong way!
Hold your banana by the stalk. Pinch together the pointy end and the banana will split, enabling peeling and enjoyment of bananery goodness . And bonus! It also gives you a handle to hold your banana with, enabling you to dip your banana in chocolate fountains without getting chocolately fingers (unless you like that - in which case just carry on eating your banana the wrong way as before).It's the monkey way to eat a banana.
This was a public service announcement and an attempt to use the word 'banana' as many times as possible
youtube blocked at work.
