Bang your keyboard

[sunnyjim]

I just turned my keyboard upside down & banged it on the desk. Now I've got a little pile of crumbs, some fluff, an unidentified black thing, and 3 short curly hairs - I hope the're from my beard.

 

[wiggydiggy]

My work desk is so untidy and dirty that no one uses it as a hotdesk when I am away, someone did once bang it for me and what seemed liked enough material to feed the 5000 dropped out

 

[Furkz]

apparrently work keyboards contain more bacteria than a toilet seat.

 

[wiggydiggy]

apparrently work keyboards contain more bacteria than a toilet seat.

True but I dare you to go into the toilet and start hitting the seats with your hands!

 

[smokeysmoo]

True but I dare you to go into the toilet and start hitting the seats with your hands!

Or to sit in the lav tapping the seat while you eat your lunch

 

[Theseus]

V'ir whfg onatrq zl xrlobneq naq gur xrlf unir snyyra bhg...

Ner gurl va gur pbeerpg cynprf lrg?

 

[smokeysmoo]

V'ir whfg onatrq zl xrlobneq naq gur xrlf unir snyyra bhg...

Ner gurl va gur pbeerpg cynprf lrg?

I've not seen that before, I like it

 

[Theseus]

I've not seen that before, I like it

¡¡¡uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ʍou

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Bang your keyboard

Oh, that kind of bang. I was quickly frog marched out of the office and spent the night in the police cell.

 

[biggs682]

i do this to my pc at work about 1 time a week , never had a pube yet !

 

[Fnaar]

Damn... I misunderstood some of the posts above, and now I've gone and pooed on my keyboard!

 

[Archie_tect]

...th t's why your ' ' sticks Fn r!

 

[Globalti]

I found one of those in my groin in Scotland so I hacked it out with my Swiss army knife. Really.

 

[Furkz]

if you saw the state of our office toilets, honestly i think i work with animals sometimes.

 

[ufkacbln]

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