Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Just don't tell the tour guide that @Rickshaw Phil and I had the misfortune to come across in Majorca many years back...
We were on a coach trip around the island and near the airport, when he said this, no word of a lie, "you see those two planes, they are going to crash into each other when they land" and then laughed over the microphone, followed by telling us about the air disaster on Tenerife in the 70's (I think) when two planes crashed in fog.
Let's just say the bus went very quiet for the rest of the tour!
I know a 747 pilot... he said (on seeing this) "pah!, that's nothing"
That's what a certain Mr Van Zanten said in Tenerife in 1977!!
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