This is a slightly different issue, but last night I was listening to the midnight news on Radio 4. There was an item about the possible privatisation of the helicopter rescue services, currently operated in part by the RAF "for whom Prince WIlliam is a pilot. It's thought that any privatisation will not affect Prince William, as he'll have completed his training by the time it comes into effect. Prince William this and Prince William that, yada yada yada."
I mean, I'm really not that interested - actually, that's not true - I couldn't give a f**k how it affects Prince bloody William. I'm more bothered by the fact that it's being privatised at all, and when I eventually need cutting out of a lorry and helicoptering to a hospital, it's going to be a roomfull of bean counters who decide whether it's cost effective to send a chopper out or not.
