Be afraid, very afraid!

[400bhp]

His head is too big for his body.

 

[Drago]

Bloody Hell fire. That'd be like getting a Christmas card from Klaus Barbie.

 

[slowmotion]

I saw Cherie and Tony and couldn't help wondering what Russell Brand's Christmas card will look like in twenty years time. It was a strange experience.

 

[EltonFrog]

That'll keep the kids away from the mantle piece.

What were they thinking with that photo? What kind narcissistic creepiness is going on in their heads that would make them think folk would like to get a card like that?