Beard growth related to cycling?

[Milzy]

so one is approaching 35 and I only usually shaved once a week. Now my facial hair is coming thicker and faster. Why has it taken so long for this to happen? Does cycling cultivate it more rapidly? Does this mean my body has more testosterone now than when I was younger? You must agree these are mildly interesting questions which need scientific answers.
Away you go......

 

[subaqua]

As you approach 40 , your body starts preparing to have thick hair grow in strange places. Like your nostrils , ears and butt crack


That's all it is

 

[Milzy]

As you approach 40 , your body starts preparing to have thick hair grow in strange places. Like your nostrils , ears and butt crack


That's all it is

Don't like this answer

 

[cosmicbike]

Don't like this answer

Maybe not, but at 41 it's right...

I have tried, and failed to grow a beard. All I do is look scruffy, so nowadays I shave when it's getting a bit spikey.

 

[Drago]

I'd always presumed Milzy was a chick, perhaps based impression that from the avatar? If so, you'll make a fortune in the circus.

When I grow a beard it looks scrawny for months and months and months, and then I wake up one morning suddenly looking like ZZtop.

 

[keithmac]

I'm 40 this year and the nose hair is quite annoying..

 

[subaqua]

I'm 40 this year and the nose hair is quite annoying..

Mine now intertwines with the tache of my Beard. I can't grow if on the top of me head so grow it where I can .....

 

[keithmac]

I sometimes sit and "comb" my nose hairs with my nails, drives the wife mad!.

Never really gone full beard, get a month in and it gets annoying at that point, might have to keep going..

 

[subaqua]

I sometimes sit and "comb" my nose hairs with my nails, drives the wife mad!.

Never really gone full beard, get a month in and it gets annoying at that point, might have to keep going..

3-5 weeks is crazy itch time . I am at 5 months and a little trimming n shaping now and it's quite soft .

Wife n Daughters conditioner might have helped tho. Yes I am a ponce .

 

[keithmac]

I might have to persevere with it then, give it 3 months and see what happens!.

 

[MikeG]

Correlation is not causation.

"I took action X and shortly afterwards Y happened" is the reason some misguided fools think vaccinations cause autism, and why rabbit's feet and four leafed clovers acquired entirely unwarranted reputations.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I'd always presumed Milzy was a chick, perhaps based impression that from the avatar? If so, you'll make a fortune in the circus.

When I grow a beard it looks scrawny for months and months and months, and then I wake up one morning suddenly looking like ZZtop.

I presumed lady from the avatar as well. At 65 my beard is no thicker than it was thirty years ago, it's just gone grey.

 

[Racing roadkill]

Beards are more bacteria ridden than your average toilet. I see beard, I think smeggy sh!te faced peasant.

 

[subaqua]

OK . Science . Maybe

My brothers a Jaffa . And tells people so he not bothered . He can't grow a beard at all never been able to . Has a great head of hair . Hit 40 and he could grow a beard . Still a Jaffa

I have lots of hair on chin and body but not head . Lots of pregnancies (22 at last count - wife miscarried lots )

Causation or correlation ???

 

[craigwend]