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[QUOTE 2273170, member: 1314"]Anyways, I've found myself now!

There I was this morning. Long day - big meeting this afternoon I was prepping for. We were all - our team - attending it. Her phone rang and I heard her side of the conversation. THIS IS ALL TRUE:

"I really enjoyed the free session but I don't want to sign up permanently." Pause "I'm not OCD or anything, I just don't like rolling about in mud with strangers."

Me: guffaw. Hahahahaha. i really laughed out loud.

"And it was wet and cold and I didn't get hot at all."

Me: snortle etc

"So thanks, it was interesting but, no thanks."

Phone down. "Crockers. I went on an army style training session as a tester at Clapham Common on Saturday. It was muddy and cold!"

"Did they make you jump in the pond?"

"Don't be stupid."

I heard her order cycling stuff from Evans on the phone one time. She and the Evans call centre guy just had a 30 minute giggling session as she ordered lube, pumps, sticky patches...it was puerile but knowingly funny. I wish I did fancy her actually.[/quote]

Let me your personal Dr Ruth here for a minute: I think there is a chance that you actually do fancy her, but you're intimidated by the fact that she is a fruitcake (personally I find absolutely fine :whistle:). Add to that the fact that you will be -what?- no 4? It's a heavy load for any man's (healthy) ego..
It's easier deciding not to fancy her!! :cuppa:

(I think I'm wasted as a production planner if you ask me... tsk!)
 

Vikeonabike

CC Neighbourhood Police Constable
Beards... Me
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The Beards... Sing Songs about Beards.
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U
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Dan Craven...
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Rather Good Bearded Cyclist.

A Club for Beardies http://thebritishbeardclub.org/
 
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No Crocks! It's the other way round mate: You buy me a drink and I can analyse it all night!! Lol I have literally decades of experience on the subject! :whistle:

The boss thing is easy..(and she fancies you back as well, if you must know.)
The colleague though, it's a mystery!!!! Why do you think you fancy her? Can you define what is attracting you? Obviously not the looks, cause the boss is far fitter. Not the character, cause you said she's a bit nerdy.. Is it some sort of fixation or something?


I think we need to buy a proper sofa for you and a chesterfield armchair (yeah, I'm posh like that) for me. How do you expect me to do my job properly in these conditions?
 
[QUOTE 2781301, member: 1314"]My boss is halfway through her month long break working with orphans at a hospice in Kenya. I’m 3 days without shaving. It’ll come off before she returns.
Lucinda from ops asked: “What’s with the beard? Are you trying to look rugged?” Then laughed at me.
This morning at Gabriel’s Wharf staring ruefully into the mid-distance.

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You're looking quite tea-drinkerish, User. Difference being that you're only looking like that because the pub's not open yet... What is the terminology for a cyclist that takes pictures of themself? A framey? Thank goodness it wasn't a 'belfie'.
 

Beebo

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[QUOTE 2781301, member: 1314"]My boss is halfway through her month long break working with orphans at a hospice in Kenya. I’m 3 days without shaving. It’ll come off before she returns.
Lucinda from ops asked: “What’s with the beard? Are you trying to look rugged?” Then laughed at me.
This morning at Gabriel’s Wharf staring ruefully into the mid-distance.

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Is that a selfie? Or do you have a photographer follow you around?
 
Beards... Me
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The Beards... Sing Songs about Beards.
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U
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Dan Craven...
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Rather Good Bearded Cyclist.

A Club for Beardies http://thebritishbeardclub.org/


I'm glad someone posted a song by the beards. I was starting to worry.
 
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