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Captain Beefheart's Ten Commandments of Guitar Playing - hahaha
1. Listen to the birds. That's where all the music comes from.
2. Your guitar is a divining rod. A guitar is also a fishing rod. One day you'll catch a big one.
3. Wait until the moon is out, eat a multi-grained bread and play in front of a bush. If the bush doesn't shake eat another piece of bread.
4.
Walk with the devil. An acoustic guitar attracts Caspar, a mandolin attracts Wendy but an electric guitar attracts Beelzebub.
5. If you're guilty of thinking you're out.
6. Never point your guitar at anyone. The guitar has more clout than lightning.
7. Always carry a church key.
8. Don't wipe the sweat off your instrument and then get it into the music.
9. Keep your guitar in a dark place.
10. Wear a hat.
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I like that. RIP Captain.
