Beer, Whisky, Lamb Madras; cycling.

[Bobby Mhor]

Just think of your lame curry..
This daft woman farts must be fragrant

'According to an incident report from the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office, 57-year-old Neil Berry of Appling came home on Sunday night to find his wife, 59-year-old Sandra Berry, in his home. The couple are reportedly separated. Mrs Berry told Mr Berry that she drank something from a plastic bottle under a cabinet labelled “Apple Cinnamon.” She believed it to be moonshine. Mr Berry informed her that what she had drank was in fact, car air freshener. Mrs. Berry reportedly sat down because she had become dizzy. While Mr Berry began researching the effects of drinking air freshener, Mrs Berry reportedly collapsed from her chair.'

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[captain nemo1701]

Phew, the natural pectin in that beer has an amazing effect. Did you put a loo roll in the fridge before going to bed?

I remember Mike Harding giving that advice in 1978. Nothing worse than being out for a ride, letting rip and realising that the fart was a bit more substantial than you anticipated. Luckily, padded cycling gear is a bit like wearing nappies anyway.... Must carry wipes with you. There's never a dock leaf big enough when you're outside.

 

[snorri]

Too much detail captain nemo1701.

 

[Globalti]

The human rectum is equipped with extremely sensitive nerves, which allow it to tell the brain whether the contents are solid, liquid or gas.... most of the time....