Beginners don’t do this , respect the countryside

[Kajjal]

You have been warned

 

[numbnuts]

OK I'll be the first “that's shocking”

 

[Arrowfoot]

Poor chaps, did not see the on-off switch on the wooden post.

 

[Eric Olthwaite]

1) take off helmet
2) dangle straps and clip around the bike
3) hold top of helmet and lift

 

[fossyant]

It's an oldie, but a good one !

 

[ColinJ]

I reckon that they'd had an extended mid-ride pub lunch!

(I would have thought that the bar grips would insulate the hands from the rest of the bike? )

 

[sleuthey]

I reckon that they'd had an extended mid-ride pub lunch!

(I would have thought that the bar grips would insulate the hands from the rest of the bike? )

Yep. And the saddle.

 

[sleuthey]

It's an oldie, but a good one !

You mean it’s not current?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Is it now an fatty bike?

 

[Tribansman]

Watt on earth are they doing?! They deserve a social media pilon

 

[DRM]

It's an oldie, but a good one !

Very much an oldie

 

[ClichéGuevara]

1) take off helmet
2) dangle straps and clip around the bike
3) hold top of helmet and lift

Or just unclip the battery that's liable to be just along the fence.

 

[Cycleops]

If you want a bit of alliteration how about Fat Fools Foul Fences.

 

[Deleted member 35268]

ohm my god, that is so funny

 

[mustang1]

Coming to a thread near you:

Beginner looking for entry level bike, must be carbon frame, carbon wheels, carbon everything.