Belgium are playing Switzerland...

[rich p]

... so we need some decent opposition to King Leopold, TinTin, Rubens and Edin Hazard et al.

Roger Federer in goal as he's useful at the net?

 

[Chromatic]

Fabian Cancellara, midfield dynamo?

 

[Aperitif]

Here's a goalie that will help the team get the 'rubber the green...'

 

[mark st1]

Peter Sauber has a good engine.

 

[Chromatic]

William Tell has to be the target man up front.

 

[slowmotion]

Ursula Andress on the right wing.

 

[Crackle]

Good god. Not content with starting one incomprehensible thread, you've started another. You do realize I went to the BBC sports website to see if it was a friendly.

 

[accountantpete]

Funky Claud

 

[Dayvo]

Toblerone across the back four. Should be able to deal with any aerial threats.

 

[rich p]

Good god. Not content with starting one incomprehensible thread, you've started another. You do realize I went to the BBC sports website to see if it was a friendly.

Go with the flow Crax!

 

[Archie_tect]

Put Emmenthal in goal... defence'll be full of holes.

 

[Andy_R]

Put Emmenthal in goal... defence'll be full of holes.

so will de net.

I'll get my coat

 

[Aperitif]

Ursula Andress on the right wing.

Partial to pursuing a long ball up the middle at times, I hear.

 

[Aperitif]

Swiss footballers are known to be roll models for the youth...

with lots of movement off the ball

- ones to watch, obviously.

 

[rich p]

I'm waiting for @Fnaar to suggest we have Martina Hingis up front.