Best bike name. Ever.

The Regents Park.

A strident looking ladies hybrid made by Giant.

Saw one tethered to a bike thing by Sainsbury's tonight. Where else?

 

I had a Flying Scot once. I wasn't but I am - if you see what I'm saying

 

DOGS BOLX from Chas Roberts.

What did it stand for, can't quite remember now...?
Double Orthogonal Geometry something something something

 

Fran is the best name for a bike. Ever.

 

I thought it was Dirt Oriented Geometry System...

Then there was the "Donki's Nob" wasn't there?

 

Nice. Which came first though? Trek Madone or that?

And I've read numerous threads with floundering conclusions about Madone, but is it..

-Mad one. Like look at me
-A town in Italy or something?

 

Cove Hummer

 

If that's true, it sounds almost sexual

 

Just like the rest of their bikes: Handjob; Foreplay; Peeler (don't quite get that one - might be all foreign, like); Hustler; Stiffee etc.

 

Round here a Hummer is an odorous emission.

 

A friend of mine at uni had a cheapo foreign mountain bike with 'Pink Raider' written on the top tube in large letters!!!!!!!!!!

Surely nothing can top that???

 

I bought a cheap commuter bike in Copenhagen with the name Mustang Passion Champs Elysee. I doubt if it would sell in the UK with a name like that.

 

Melvils mate would probably lust after it.

 

What about a 'Cove Hummer'

 

A rum scented air biscuit.