Best excuse I'v ever heard for a woman getting fat

[KristyA]

Calories? I was under the impression that there were no calories?!! I think she has been dipping it in the trifle first maybe as was suggested earlier - My fella told me it's just protein all the whey! And as for the rasins....that's the last time I'm having one of those!!!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

One of the girls in the office was showing me a magazine she picked up for reading on the train into work

There was a letter on the problem page.


"I have got a new boyfriend and since I have been going with him the last 6 months I have put on nearly a stone of weight.
He likes having his c0ck sucked a lot and I want to know how much calories are in sperm as I think this is making me fat"

The reply actually said it contained the same amount of calories as 3 raisins!!!

Who worked that out?????????

does it count as one of your 5-a-day then?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Thin girls..bah..who needs 'em

 

[Eat MY Dust]

A stone in fat is what, about 35,000 calories?

I think it's nearer 50,00 calories.

The "boyfriend for 6 months" excuse is probably correct though. I find most people "let themselves go" once they've found (caught) someone to settle down with. Then if they break up, they're off down the gym worried about how they look, as they have to slim down and get in shape again to pull. If you didn't let yourself go, then maybe your partners eye wouldn't wander!

BTW this goes for both sexes.

 

[Mayniac]

So what do this lot get up to all day then ?

 

[Davywalnuts]

So what do this lot get up to all day then ?

Wasnt the "blonde" one in X-factor? I think i remember the send up the editing done about them...

 

[Aperitif]

Wasnt the "blonde" one in X-factor? I think i remember the send up the editing done about them...

more like the XXXL factor...

 

[Davywalnuts]

more like the XXXL factor...

Triple X rated! Will standard beds take all that abuse and bouncy bouncy! Yup, just when I think last nights kebab and Guiness over load was digested, I can confirm, it isnt.. hehehe

 

[4F]

So what do this lot get up to all day then ?

Loved this line, "What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table"