Best headline poll.

Which is the best story strapline?

  • I hated my Dad as Ken, I love him as Kirstie!

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • Saved, by dog poo!

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • Help! Our curry is haunted!

    Votes: 1 100.0%

  • Total voters
    1

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
We see a lot of those cheap 'chat' magazines in the recycling, and this week I spotted some classic headlines for stories inside. Which do you prefer, the transvestite parent, the ghost ridden korma or the heroic excrement?
 

potsy

Rambler
Location
My Armchair
It has to be haunted curry,especially as I've just had a chicken tikka masala:biggrin: seriously what a job to have writing tosh like that.
 
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Arch

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
scots_lass said:
+1 for Haunted Curry! I hope you kept the articles so we can read the winner in full!
Sadly no - if I kept every preposterous magazine I came across, I'd need my own waste paper skip at home!;)

I forgot another:

"Oh-oh-OCD: I have to have 3 orgasms in a row!"
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
It's got to be the one that was about the 'mighty' Celtic being beaten by lowly Inverness Caledonian Thistle (known as Cally) which read.....'Super Cally go ballistic Celtic are attrocious'. Now THAT'S great!
 
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