Best Hoover?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by domtyler, 2 Jun 2008.

  1. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Slightly misleading title to this thread as it is actually a warning. Especially if you have kids, DO NOT buy a Henry!!! They are so dangerous you are almost certainly guaranteed to experience an industrial accident of some type.

    When we first got ours and switched it on our little one was playing nearby. Unfortunately she ended up getting sucked up through the pipes, through the mechanism and into the insides of the machine itself! :blush::ohmy:

    Fortunately for us, disaster was averted as we managed to open it up and retrieve her in time before any lasting damage was done, but you may not be so lucky!! You have been warned!

  2. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    Thought, Dom, you where referring to buying a hoover now that the phillipino housemaid/slave..has now left the abode :laugh:

    PS - there is a definate likeness with the milk man there mate !


    Sorry coudnt resist that Dom !

  3. yello

    yello Legendary Member

    Best hoover? They all suck...
  4. Gerry Attrick

    Gerry Attrick Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant

    That hoover looks far too smug for my liking. I'd give it a punch up the exhaust pipe.
  5. OP

    domtyler Über Member

    Yenrod, all cleaners love the Henry vacuum cleaner, he has a cheeky little smile but can keep working all day long. My cleaner, Lilliana, actually gave me a nice blow job when I presented her with the new Henry. She was that happy. :laugh:
  6. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    That should be Henrietta! :blush:
  7. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    Well, I hope she left the place all clean and happy !
  8. yorkshiregoth

    yorkshiregoth Master of all he surveys

  9. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Over the Hill
    I found something like that in my Hoover once. Took a lot of shaking to get it into the dustbin - very clingy they are those things. Mrs 26x25 looked high and lo for it until she asked me if I'd seen it. She just managed to intercept the dustman as it was collection day. For some reason she has never let me do the Hoovering ever again.
  10. simonali

    simonali Guru

  11. simonali

    simonali Guru

    Absolutely. Just out on DVD, I believe.
  12. simonali

    simonali Guru

  13. Globalti

    Globalti Legendary Member

    We wore out a Hoover PDQ when sucking up plaster dust. Wouldn't have a Dyson 'cos they're crap and too heavy - the local vac repair shop is full of unwanted Dysons that people have traded in.

    Only our Henry has survived and continues to give excellent service.
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