best song lyric.

[nickyboy]

and your mum comes in and says "what's that mess on your jeans?"

Buzzcocks, Orgasm Addict

 

[Fnaar]

* (instrumental)

 

[slowmotion]

"Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap....

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

 

[swee'pea99]

"The large print giveth....

Step right up
step right up
step right up
Everyone's a winner, bargains galore
That's right, you too can be the proud owner
Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
One-tenth of a dollar...
One-tenth of a dollar...
We got service after the sale
You want perfume? We got perfume
how 'bout an engagement ring?
Something for the little lady
Something for the little lady
Something for the little lady, hmm
Three for a dollar
We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale
And a smoke-damaged furniture
you can drive it away today
Act now act now act now
and receive as our gift, our gift to you
They come in all colors, and one size fits all
No muss, no fuss, no spills
you're tired of kitchen drudgery
Everything must go
going out of business
going out of business
going out of business sale
Fifty percent off original retail price
skip the middle man
Don't settle for less
How do we do it?
how do we do it?
how do we do it?
Volume, volume, turn up the volume
Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate
Don't be caught with your drawers down
Don't be caught with your drawers down
You can step right up, just step right up...
That's right, it fillets, it chops
It dices, slices, never stops
lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn...
and it mows your lawn...
and it picks up your kids from school
gets rid of unwanted facial hair
it gets rid of embarrassing age spots
It delivers a pizza
And it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been lost
under the chaise lounge for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
And it's only a dollar, step right up
It's only a dollar, step right up
'Cause it forges your signature.
If not completely satisfied
mail back unused portion of product
for complete refund of price of purchase
Step right up
Please allow thirty days for delivery
don't be fooled by cheap imitations
You can live in it, live in it
laugh in it, love in it
Swim in it, sleep in it
Live in it, swim in it
laugh in it, love in it
Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets
that's right
And it entertains visiting relatives
It turns a sandwich into a banquet
Tired of being the life of the party?
Change your shorts
change your life
change your life
Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife
And it walks your dog
And it doubles on sax
It doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack
see you later alligator
see you later alligator
And it steals your car
It gets rid of your gambling debts
It quits smoking
It's a friend
and it's a companion
It's the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions
never needs ironing never needs ironing never needs ironing
Well it takes weight off hips, busts
thighs, chin, midriff...gives you dandruff
And it finds you a job
It is a job
And it strips the phone company free
take ten for five exchange
And it gives you denture breath
And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion
And it gets rid of your traveller's checks
It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned
Well it takes care of business
never needs winding never needs winding never needs winding
Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis
Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
'Cause it's effective, it's defective
it creates household odors
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It gives you an erection
it wins the election
Why put up with painful corns any longer?
It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation
no salesman will visit your home
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot
prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteedv How do we do it?
how do we do it?
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We need your business
we're going out of business
We'll give you the business
Get on the business
end of our going-out-of-business sale
Receive our free brochure... free brochure
Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions, batteries not included
Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available
Step right up
step right up
step right up
You got it buddy: the large print giveth and the small print taketh away
Step right up
you can step right up
you can step right up
C'mon step right up
(Get away from me kid, you bother me...)
Step right up, step right up, step right up
c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Step right up...
you can step right up...
c'mon and step right up...
c'mon and step right up...

 

[Eribiste]

....I don't know why,
You call someplace Paradise...
Kiss it goodbye.

Last Resort
The Eagles

 

[Maverick Goose]

'Twenty years of schooling and they put you on the day shift'-Bob dylan

 

[RWright]

Eight-track machine playing 'Half Moon Bay'
Drivin' in my Volks down on Hamstead Way
Her mother got bust on a 88
And her brother got stuck on my number plate
Hey mister bartender won't you gimme some wine
I gotta get outta town, meet my baby on time
He put five gallons in my petrol tank
You know we just about made it but her breath sure stank yeah
Drivin' sister rock'n'roll
She's got feel on the wheel
Drivin' sister rock'n'roll
She don't make with no brakes

Drivin' Sister - Mott the Hoople
Ian Hunter/Mick Ralphs

 

[threebikesmcginty]

He thinks I'm a cabbage cos I hate University Challenge

My Perfect Cousin, every line's a winner!

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

On bended knee is no way to be free
Lifting up an empty cup, I ask silently
That all my destinations will accept the one that's me
So I can breathe

Circles they grow and they swallow people whole
Half their lives they say goodnight to wives they'll never know
Got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul
And so it goes

Don't come closer or I'll have to go
Owning me like gravity are places that pull
If ever there was someone to keep me at home
It would be you

Everyone I come across in cages they bought
They think of me and my wandering but I'm never what they thought
Got my indignation but I'm pure in all my thoughts
I'm alive

Wind in my hair I feel part of everywhere
Underneath my being is a road that disappeared
Late at night I hear the trees they're singing with the dead
Overhead

Leave it to me as I find a way to be
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting
I know all the rules but the rules did not know me
Guaranteed..

Eddie Vedder / Guaranteed

 

[[Philip]]

I'm really not a love song kinda chap, but this song I've always really liked.

Saying I love you
Is not the words I want to hear from you
It's not that I want you
Not to say, but if you only knew
How easy it would be to show me how you feel
More than words is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
'Cause I'd already know

What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldn't make things new
Just by saying I love you

More than words

Now that I've tried to talk to you and make you understand
All you have to do is close your eyes
And just reach out your hands and touch me
Hold me close don't ever let me go
More than words is all I ever needed you to show
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
'Cause I'd already know

What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldn't make things new
Just by saying I love you

More than words

 

[craigwend]

...

And I need you more than want you,
And I want you for all time

...

 

[Glow worm]

From Ian Dury's Clever B*stards..

Einstein can't be classed as witless.
He claimed atoms were the littlest.
When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness
Frighten everybody sh*tless

There ain't half been some clever b*stards etc etc...

 

[Gregcycle]

Then take me disappearin' through the smoke rings of my mind
Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves
The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach
Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow. <---- Bob Dylan with some of his finest.

 

[Gregcycle]

Tha sistas are in so check the front line
Seems I spent the '80s in the Haiti state of mind
Cast me into classes for electro shock
Straight incarcerated, the curriculum's a cell block
I'm swimmin' in half truths and it makes me wanna spit
Instructor come separate the healthy from tha sick
Ya weigh me on a scale, smellin' burnt skin. <--- Rage against the machine, year of the boomerang, also good!

 

[pplpilot]

This is the place, where pensioners are raped
And their hearts are being cut from the welfare state
Let the poor drink the milk while the rich eat the honey
Let the bums count their blessings while they count the money.

Heartland - TheThe from the album Infected 1986