Best window cleaner

[Milo]

Boom tish

 

[dantheman]

cant you just get that pilkington self cleaning glass????

 

[Aperitif]

cant you just get that pilkington self cleaning glass????

Could do I suppose but have you heard it squeaking all the time? Terrible. Every Wednesday the plate glass window in our office says "Can I fill me bucket guv?"

 

[tdr1nka]

I have heard the Alan died with a glazed expression on his face, probably down to the glass eye.

 

[mondobongo]

I heard it was murder and the killer is claiming he was framed.

 

[Milo]

How panefull.

 

[tdr1nka]

I heard it was murder and the killer is claiming he was framed.

Yet the cops say he was putty in their hands.
Now his reputation is stained.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

This is terrible.

 

[tdr1nka]

Apparently he had previous for sash & grab and had been laying dorma-nt until his brother could bay-L him out?

 

[tdr1nka]

Forgive my pie-in-the-skylight nonesensicles.
I'm off to bed now. I'm shattered!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

And there was me thinking it could get no worse ...
Grudging admiration of your inventiveness though!

 

[tdr1nka]

It's nothing to get all steamed up over!

 

[Dayvo]

Forgive my pie-in-the-skylight nonesensicles.
I'm off to bed now. I'm shattered!

About time, otherwise it'll be curtains for you!

 

[bonj2]

You wanna get Blackbird Bob, he does a fantastic job.
(Just DON'T be late with paying, and DON'T ask him why he's called Blackbird Bob).

 

[Fnaar]

well MY window cleaner will climb on the roof to replace a loose tile or fix your aerial, for 20 quid.....