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Betty Swollocks

Discussion in 'Training, Fitness and Health' started by lifeson, 7 Sep 2007.

  1. lifeson

    lifeson New Member

    This is a first for me, but after todays ride which Ok, was warm, but not that hot, the skin on my scrotum has started to peel :ohmy: (like sunburn peel - but I am not a naturist :blush:)
    Am I right this is saddle sore? I thoought that would be more around the inner thigh area?
    My nuts feel a little sore, but more like sat on sore than a rubbed sore - if you know what I mean.
    I dont use any creams as I have never experienced or noticed this before
     
  2. Try rubbing-in Deep Heat ointment, that'll sort it.
     
  3. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Sounds more like a trip to the clinic is required. :blush:

    Do you shave your scrotum?
    It could be as simple as using the wrong kind of washing powder!
     
  4. OP
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    lifeson

    lifeson New Member

    But what about the head injury i'll receive as I hit the ceiling :blush:
     
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    lifeson

    lifeson New Member

    No I dont shave there (not a porn star yet :o)
    But it could be washing powder the wife has used some non biological washing powder we bought to clean some goretex clothing
     
  6. Cheddar George

    Cheddar George oober member

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    "It could be as simple as using the wrong kind of washing powder!"

    I usually wash mine in the shower, i've never even thought of putting them in the washing machine !!!
    Do you tumble dry or just hang 'em out on the line ? :blush:
     
  7. col

    col Veteran

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    lifeson

    lifeson New Member


    If I did I could iron out all the creases :blush:
     
  9. stephec

    stephec Legendary Member

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    Don't forget to use the steam setting on the iron though!!

    :blush::ohmy::ohmy:
     
  10. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Never ever use a steam setting on your gonads, you need to use the wool setting as they are made of a very sensitive material.
     
  11. col

    col Veteran



    Yeah you dont want shrinkage do you?:blush:
     
  12. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    I am crying with laughter here:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
     
  13. Cheddar George

    Cheddar George oober member

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    There's nothing like a bunch of blokes talking bo**ocks !!!

    Getting back on topic, it doesn't sound like saddle sore to me.
     
  14. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    sounds like a tough nut to crack that one :blush:
     
  15. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    PMSL !!