Beware of sunbathing around 'friends'

[Arch]

especially if it happens to be a skiing holiday...

Nothing like a shower of snow on a bare chest to wake you up...

 

[Arch]

Perhaps I should leave it all to your imaginations....

 

[Jaded]

You have a very flat chest and hairy armpits!

Certainly not the Arch I expected...

 

[Arch]

You have a very flat chest and hairy armpits!

Certainly not the Arch I expected...

Oh, for a stomach that flat....

I note in the background, they have one of those tall bar tables with tall bar stools, like the giraffes had at Babar's great Exhibition. I didn't realise giraffes went skiing.

 

[Danny]

Looks like perfect conditions though - I'm jealous.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Mmmm, Patrick back yet?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Looks like perfect conditions though - I'm jealous.

Now I know how Pamela Anderson felt when her tapes went missing.

The conditions in Villars were perfect, until a "friend" decided to interrupt my post lunch sunbathing.

(Thanks, Arch for Photoshopping some trousers onto me. )

 

[Arch]

(Thanks, Arch for Photoshopping some trousers onto me. )

Not at all. It's lucky I had that old pair you left behind that time you had to climb out of the window, to take a photo of...

Oh....
Er....

 

[alecstilleyedye]

ooh, it's just like old times…

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Not at all. It's lucky I had that old pair you left behind that time you had to climb out of the window, to take a photo of...

Oh....
Er....

Was that when the landlord knocked and you said you were researching old bones?

 

[Chuffy]

Or boning up on old researchers....

 

[Fnaar]

Is that a (collapsible) ski-pole in your pocket, or were you just dreaming of Arch?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Is that a (collapsible) ski-pole in your pocket, or were you just dreaming of Arch?

Thinking of Arch enabled me to keep composure even when snow was being dropped on me.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

is it just me, or is everyone else in the picture looking for a dropped contact lens?

 

[Rhythm Thief]

is it just me, or is everyone else in the picture looking for a dropped contact lens?

What, you're in that picture as well?