Beware of sunbathing around 'friends'

especially if it happens to be a skiing holiday...



Nothing like a shower of snow on a bare chest to wake you up...

 

Perhaps you should explain a bit more about the photo.

 

Perhaps I should leave it all to your imaginations....

 

You have a very flat chest and hairy armpits!

Certainly not the Arch I expected...

 

Oh, for a stomach that flat....

I note in the background, they have one of those tall bar tables with tall bar stools, like the giraffes had at Babar's great Exhibition. I didn't realise giraffes went skiing.

 

Looks like perfect conditions though - I'm jealous.

 

Mmmm, Patrick back yet?

 

Now I know how Pamela Anderson felt when her tapes went missing.

The conditions in Villars were perfect, until a "friend" decided to interrupt my post lunch sunbathing.

(Thanks, Arch for Photoshopping some trousers onto me. )

 

Not at all. It's lucky I had that old pair you left behind that time you had to climb out of the window, to take a photo of...

Oh....
Er....

 

Was that when the landlord knocked and you said you were researching old bones?

 

Or boning up on old researchers....

 

Ah, that's better. I thought those days had gone.

 

Is that a (collapsible) ski-pole in your pocket, or were you just dreaming of Arch?

 

Thinking of Arch enabled me to keep composure even when snow was being dropped on me.