Beware of sunbathing around 'friends'

especially if it happens to be a skiing holiday...



Nothing like a shower of snow on a bare chest to wake you up...

 

Perhaps I should leave it all to your imaginations....

 

You have a very flat chest and hairy armpits!

Certainly not the Arch I expected...

 

Oh, for a stomach that flat....

I note in the background, they have one of those tall bar tables with tall bar stools, like the giraffes had at Babar's great Exhibition. I didn't realise giraffes went skiing.

 

Looks like perfect conditions though - I'm jealous.

 

Mmmm, Patrick back yet?

 

Now I know how Pamela Anderson felt when her tapes went missing.

The conditions in Villars were perfect, until a "friend" decided to interrupt my post lunch sunbathing.

(Thanks, Arch for Photoshopping some trousers onto me. )

 

Not at all. It's lucky I had that old pair you left behind that time you had to climb out of the window, to take a photo of...

Oh....
Er....

 

Was that when the landlord knocked and you said you were researching old bones?

 

Or boning up on old researchers....

 

Is that a (collapsible) ski-pole in your pocket, or were you just dreaming of Arch?

 

Thinking of Arch enabled me to keep composure even when snow was being dropped on me.

 

What, you're in that picture as well?