Beware the Flapjack....... it's more dangerous than you think.....

[threebikesmcginty]

Come on then. (sword has a round end btw - don't worry too much, it's only the edge that is as sharp as your wit, threeslicesmcginty.)

I couldn't eat three slices, you'll have to cut it into two.

 

[Fnaar]

Maybe there's something in this Triangular Food Hazard thing after all.

Whenever I'm going anywhere dodgy, I always take with me a box of Dairylea 'cheese' triangles that have been in the freezer overnight, in case I get set upon by ne'erdowells. However, I find they lose their effectiveness after about 2 hours.

 

[Tim Hall]

Whenever I'm going anywhere dodgy, I always take with me a box of Dairylea 'cheese' triangles that have been in the freezer overnight, in case I get set upon by ne'erdowells. However, I find they lose their effectiveness after about 2 hours.

"If you ever wondered how​

You get triangles from a cow​

You need butter, milk and cheese​

And an equilateral chainsaw"​

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

I wonder what Terry Pratchett makes of this story??

After all, he introduced 'Battle Bread' into his DiscWorld novels, & various other lethal baked items

 

[Kookas]

IMO if the flapjacks are capable of hurting someone, then the problem lies with their kitchen staff who aren't cooking it right.

Flapjacks aren't meant to be biscuits, they should be soft, more akin to cakes.

 

[Tim Hall]

Link the song

Sorry.

 

[Aperitif]

[QUOTE 2379760, member: 76"]I was stabbed with a fork by an ex-girlfriend (she was from Porthcawl), so surely the cutlery is the more serious problem?[/quote]
You're not called 'banger' for nothing then!
Your ex was cute. If she had knifed you then you would both have fallen foul of statistics and crime figures. As it is, there are thousands of incidences of grevious bodily fork remaining in the shadows, unreported, and given scant significance by authority.
I once saw someone go berserk with a spoon and attack three of my rugby mates. She ladle of them out in no time.

 

[Leaway2]

IMO if the flapjacks are capable of hurting someone, then the problem lies with their kitchen staff who aren't cooking it right.

Flapjacks aren't meant to be biscuits, they should be soft, more akin to cakes.

That comment is a cakeist.

 

[Sara_H]

[QUOTE 2379760, member: 76"]I was stabbed with a fork by an ex-girlfriend (she was from Porthcawl), so surely the cutlery is the more serious problem?[/quote]
Funny you should say that, I threw a spatula at the OH recently. Didn't cause injury, but it shut him up and he had to finish his own bacon buttie off.

 

[Aperitif]

Funny you should say that, I threw a spatula at the OH recently. Didn't cause injury, but it shut him up and he had to finish his own bacon buttie off.

Rasher move than some...a flapjack would have 'nailed' him!

 

[tyred]

I demand full face helmets in dining hall.

 

[kedab]

this thread is exactly why i enjoy this forum so much...brilliant stuff. cheered me right up it has. cheers

 

[EltonFrog]

What about the sharp edge of a slice if cake, that could have your tongue off that could. I think we all need to be more careful out there.