bib shorts....

[mrcunning]

A couple of days ago i ordered a pair of white lycra bib shorts to match my white top,2 problems arouse so to speak. the first obviously they are a very snug fit and secondly My wife of 30 years says they make me look a pervert and i would get arrested.if i venture outdoors..
Shes even gone as far as to hide my shorts...
The question is? do i get rid of my wife of 30 years and cruise the roads and streets in my white pervo lycra or is their anyway of making my shorts more passable to the general public..

 

[themosquitoking]

Send them back and order black ones, it's only sensible.

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

Depends how white they are - which determines the sort of weather you'd wear them in.

I present to you (a video that I appreciate may contain a lycra covered nipple or two) what happens when white lycra gets wet.


View: http://youtu.be/iLtos4aWYy0

 

[themosquitoking]

Depends how white they are - which determines the sort of weather you'd wear them in.

I present to you (a video that I appreciate may contain a lycra covered nipple or two) what happens when white lycra gets wet.

View: http://youtu.be/iLtos4aWYy0

Forget Quintana, she's my new favourite.

 

[ayceejay]

Mrcunny may not be a good starting point but I see that fnaar has the Benny Hill topped.

 

[Rob3rt]

One should not wear white lycra on the bottom half!

 

[jdtate101]

Only super lean and disgustingly tanned italians should wear white bib shorts...they just look wrong on the rest of us!!!!

 

[hopless500]

A couple of days ago i ordered a pair of white lycra bib shorts to match my white top,2 problems arouse so to speak. the first obviously they are a very snug fit and secondly My wife of 30 years says they make me look a pervert and i would get arrested.if i venture outdoors..
Shes even gone as far as to hide my shorts...
The question is? do i get rid of my wife of 30 years and cruise the roads and streets in my white pervo lycra or is their anyway of making my shorts more passable to the general public..

Definitely swap them for black. Otherwise there will be carnage and complete mayhem on the streets as people fall over/fall off/crash whilst laughing hysterically

 

[Dragonwight]

Talking of hysterical I overtook this guy the other week he must have been about 18 stone, mega hairy like axminister hairy and he was wearing a lime green mankini. I nearly fell off my bike and this women on her horse just stopped and stared with her mouth open.

 

[hopless500]

Talking of hysterical I overtook this guy the other week he must have been about 18 stone, mega hairy like axminister hairy and he was wearing a lime green mankini. I nearly fell off my bike and this women on her horse just stopped and stared with her mouth open.

 

[mrcunning]

Hahaha but to be honest ive got to admire his dress sense and carefree attitude...

 

[hopless500]

Hahaha but to be honest ive got to admire his dress sense and carefree attitude...

Oh dear!

Maybe you should post a pic of yourself in your new white lycra and then we can all have a good laugh discussion about whether it is ok or not
Constructive critism 'n' all that

 

[mrcunning]

not a chance in hell.i obviously have standards..

 

[hopless500]

not a chance in hell.i obviously have standards..

are you sure??? You're about to go out and terrorise your local neighbourhood though

 

[fossyant]

White is a big mistake. OMG what were you thinking. Black it has to be.