Big Red Buttons

[jefmcg]

[QUOTE 5103002, member: 9609"]do you have a biggin in the centre of your desk or do you have a secret little one hidden away ?

I go for the latter
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so you are a grower, not a show-er?

 

[classic33]

 

[Mo1959]

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Oops. Sorry. Are you still there?

 

[classic33]

Oops. Sorry. Are you still there?

No, may be required

 

[Andy_R]

Trump's "more bigly and more dangerous" red button (under the pictoral instruction of how to use the phone). The green one and the blue one are actually used to order diet coke and covfefe respectively.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Trump's "more bigly and more dangerous" red button (under the pictoral instruction of how to use the phone). The green one and the blue one are actually used to order diet coke and covfefe respectively.

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What of the Yellow and smaller Red one?

 

[jefmcg]

Remember when this was satire?

 

[winjim]

I have a teeny tiny red button. Can you spot it?

 

[winjim]

[QUOTE 5103819, member: 9609"]that's not going to scare anybody - it's not even on your desk[/QUOTE]
Hard man eh? The thought of rebooting an analyser's embedded PC doesn't fill you with dread?

 

[Cuchilo]

Mines a big one

 

[Andy_R]

What of the Yellow and smaller Red one?

They're just to occupy him

 

[Tin Pot]

What does your red button do?

It lights up the panel with the words “Please do not press this button again”.

Or so Douglas Adams told me.

 

[winjim]

Mines a big one
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Assuming that's some kind of horrifically dangerous woodworking machine, shouldn't the big red button be the emergency stop?

 

[jefmcg]

Assuming that's some kind of horrifically dangerous woodworking machine, shouldn't the big red button be the emergency stop?

'Ealth 'n' safety gorn mad!

 

[Randomnerd]

Please tell us what your button does when you lower the flap on that “desk”, which looks suspiciously like a repurposed dining table from Ducal or similar, augmented with characterful, ahem, “carpentry”(?)
This snap and, from memory, a recent pic of your heavily gaffa-taped cycle saddle, certainly suggest you’re keen on conservation.
My guess is that a lowered flap raises another pint of rain water into the shower tank and rings a little bell to let you know. Am I close?