Bike lock ideal - why didn't I think of it earlier?

[Drago]

It doesn't work with cctv or with "no tools left in this van overnight" stickers. Villains usually aren't the cleverest lot but they're not that daft.

 

[Electric_Andy]

It's a huge risk to use a fake anything. Also it's a risk to others because of a trend follows, thieves will know about it