philipbh said:
From Simon Mayo R2 last night
<BM talking about Jonah Lomu>
" I'm no hod carrier, but I'd be laying bricks if he was running at me"
Other classics from Mr McLaren include(in today's Daily Record);
"That ball's gone so high there'll be snow on it when it comes down."
"He's like a raging bull with a bad head."
"Those probs are as cunning as a bag o' weasels."
"They say that if you ever catch Phil Bennet(Welsh half-back), you get to make a wish."
"It's high enough, it's long enough, it's straight enough."
"He's like a demented ferret up a wee drainpipe."
"He's as quick as a trout up a burn(small Scottish stream)."
"I look at (Sir)Colin Meads (the greatest All Black of all time) and see a great big sheep farmer who carried the ball in his hands as though it was an orange pip."
"The All Blacks that day looked like the great prophets of doom."
Often copied but never equalled - Bill McLaren RIP.