Biscuits... Why are they so addictive?!

[screenman]

Clever marketing, they get you addicted to something then you keep on buying, much the same as fags do.

 

[jhawk]

Isnt it something to do with one of the ingredients thats now banned in canada...cycleops i'll swap you custard creams for maple cream cookies

No, I will!

 

[Tin Pot]

So, I bought a pack of biscuits yesterday... Quite a large packet.... Cheap, - $2, but good!

I wanted to try and make them last...

They aren't lasting...

Help...

Biscuits have the same active ingredient as cocaine.

 

[pplpilot]

Jammy Dodgers, pink wafers, chocolate caramel digestive, fig roll, a good posh dark chocolate ginger.... The list goes on and on for me.

 

[burndust]

Oh and shortbread...cant forget that...overload on it at xmas

 

[Ian A]

I loves them so I don't buy them unless we have company who we know likes biscuits. If ai buy them to keep they get quaffed immediately.

 

[palinurus]

I got my wife to show me pictures of tories and biscuits rapidly interspersed while she beat me, while I was kneeling down, naked, with my penis in my hand, with Sting's Dream of the Blue Turtles on in the background.

It didn't work.

 

[EltonFrog]

I got my wife to show me pictures of tories and biscuits rapidly interspersed while she beat me, while I was kneeling down, naked, with my penis in my hand, with Sting's Dream of the Blue Turtles on in the background.

It didn't work.

I wonder why?

 

[EltonFrog]

I can't have biscuits in the house, I'd eat the lot in one go. I have no self control when it comes to the small baked snackette.

 

[vernon]

I've demolished a yard of Jaffa cakes on more than one occasion.

 

[EltonFrog]

I've demolished a yard of Jaffa cakes on more than one occasion.

Aye, me too and a yard of chocolate fingers. One Christmas day, years ago, I ate a whole tin of Qaulity Street, after Christmas lunch during the late afternoon and evening.

 

[palinurus]

I wonder why?

The reason is because I enjoy being beaten.

I didn't know that at the time.

 

[palinurus]

Actually I'm being disingenuous.

In truth i'm a self-hating tory.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

[QUOTE 3000582, member: 9609"]I installed a safe in the kitchen where my wife keeps all the biscuits, I don't have the combination and have no access to them - she doles them out 6 at a time when we have coffee. Otherwise we would have non because I am a greedy git and would consume the lot.
Funny if we got burgled and someone pinched the safe, would love to see their faces when they cut it open

[/QUOTE]
6 biscuits for a coffee sounds like a reason for becoming a coffee addict. I manage by not buying them.

 

[palinurus]

Biscuits eh?

aren't they great!

I have some from France! St Michel Gallettes 'Tout au Beurre'!