Racing roadkill
Guru
I was on a ride on Saturday, I was riding along Castle Lane, near Valley Park (a nice wide road, on a nice clear day) when I became aware of a car approaching from the rear. For no reason whatsoever, he started leaning on his horn, and shouting and swearing at me ( rather than just overtake me) which he could have easily done, without even having to cross the centre line. But no, he continued leaning on his horn, and shouting and swearing. Eventually we reached the junction at the end of the road, and he was stuck behind a van at a red light. I passed him and the van, and waited at the light. He then proceeds to lean on his horn again, and banging his fists on the dashboard, and threatens to F*****g kill me, then set fire to my corpse, and my bike. So Mr. angry silver BMW driver, you need to calm down, you'll have a stroke / heart attack carrying on like that
